honestly i’ve never wanted to fuck a calendar before
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
If you say you don’t appreciate sunrises, we can’t be friends. This was the only thing that made the last flight worth while because some jerk decided to crush my legs.