oflothlorien

The Misty Mermaid

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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broral:

theres a point where high fashion loses me

like

you look ridiculous but I look worse in sweatpants?

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chachipistachis:

thevoiceofbenedictcumberbatch:

the-vashta-natasha:

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

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this is better than infomercial

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

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kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

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snapchatting:

tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in

I just wanna go on more adventures. Be around good energy. Connect with people. Learn new things. Grow.
- Kid Cudi (via luminiou-s)
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organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

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